The male disease that is the reason clearly friend-zoned guysstill inevitably try to sleep with their female pals and acquaintances
Yeah I was just trying to have a normal intellectual conversation with this guy but he texted me later with dickwet fever about going dancing aftur midnight
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.