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Festeesio 

A very goody mama's girl usually by the name of Ann.
Person 1: I have chickenpox again.
Person 2: You can't get chickenpox twice, what makes you think those spots are chickenpox?
Person 1: My mum said so.
Person 2: Gosh your such a festeesio
Festeesio by Lenny the Chick May 27, 2009
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Festezhio 

Sex term meaning whole boob in mouth. (This can be either very impressive or very unimpressive, depending on the boob size)
I gave that girl a festezhio last nite.
-Damn! How did your head not explode? She's rocking some double d's son!
Festezhio by Naked_Fish June 27, 2009
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Festegio 

A word invented by Peter Griffin in Family Guy.
Referring to a to a midget ranga that resembles an unborn fetus
Bethany is a festegio
Festegio by glophknock November 4, 2008

Festezio 

A Term Peter Griffin dubbed in "The Thin White Line"(Family Guy). Used to Insult another in a Harsh, Demeaning and Humorous way.
Possibly of Italian or Germanic Origin.
Head Rehab Lady: Wait a minute. Brian, you have a pre-existing relationship with this Degenerate?

Peter: A Degenerate, am I? Well, YOU are a Festezio! See? I can make up words too, Sister.
Festezio by Scandium2769 December 12, 2010

festesio 

A n insulting word made up by Peter Griffen.
wlel you sir are a festesio. See I can make up words too.
festesio by afgncaaf May 27, 2005

Festersome 

The state of festering, the inability to do anything other than vegetate, preferably in one's bed or in front of the TV. The addition of unhealthy foods, post alcohol consumption haze, duvets, and a crazy bed-head are greatly encouraged.
Christ, are you as festersome as me today? I'm blaming the damn jagerbombs.
Festersome by Annie Green April 2, 2011
1. An individual who lacks the motor coordination necessary to play Halo or Halo 2 with competent ability.
2. One who inserts inanimate objects into his or her anus.
3. A homosexual.
"Default" is a festeezio, I do not want him on my team.
Festeezio by Not Ass Assassin May 23, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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