Festeesio

A very goody mama's girl usually by the name of Ann.

Person 1: I have chickenpox again.
Person 2: You can't get chickenpox twice, what makes you think those spots are chickenpox?
Person 1: My mum said so.
Person 2: Gosh your such a festeesio

by Lenny the Chick May 27, 2009

Festezhio

Sex term meaning whole boob in mouth. (This can be either very impressive or very unimpressive, depending on the boob size)

I gave that girl a festezhio last nite.
-Damn! How did your head not explode? She's rocking some double d's son!

by Naked_Fish June 27, 2009

Festegio

A word invented by Peter Griffin in Family Guy.
Referring to a to a midget ranga that resembles an unborn fetus

Bethany is a festegio

by glophknock November 4, 2008

Festezio

A Term Peter Griffin dubbed in "The Thin White Line"(Family Guy). Used to Insult another in a Harsh, Demeaning and Humorous way.
Possibly of Italian or Germanic Origin.

Head Rehab Lady: Wait a minute. Brian, you have a pre-existing relationship with this Degenerate?

Peter: A Degenerate, am I? Well, YOU are a Festezio! See? I can make up words too, Sister.

by Scandium2769 December 12, 2010

festesio

A n insulting word made up by Peter Griffen.

wlel you sir are a festesio. See I can make up words too.

by afgncaaf May 27, 2005

Festersome

The state of festering, the inability to do anything other than vegetate, preferably in one's bed or in front of the TV. The addition of unhealthy foods, post alcohol consumption haze, duvets, and a crazy bed-head are greatly encouraged.

Christ, are you as festersome as me today? I'm blaming the damn jagerbombs.

by Annie Green April 2, 2011

Festeezio

1. An individual who lacks the motor coordination necessary to play Halo or Halo 2 with competent ability.
2. One who inserts inanimate objects into his or her anus.
3. A homosexual.

"Default" is a festeezio, I do not want him on my team.

by Not Ass Assassin May 23, 2006