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Or Fessle-head. An unknowledgable person. Often confused with Fiddle-head.
You are such a Fessle.
Fessle by Jakeybaby September 1, 2008
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The action of making the absolute worst puns/memes that are so bad, they're good.
Paul is fessling up my news feed!

I'm going to fessle the shit out of that pic.
Fessle by Das Hoofen January 16, 2017
Related Words
Fessle Fesslehead fussle Fissler feasle fessed fessenden fissle Fassle Fassler

Fesse moi 

An erotic way to say "spank me" (french term) pronounced "fess mwaa"
My girlfriend likes to be spanked during sex she says "oh fesse moi, fesse moi harder!"
Fesse moi by Fesse-moi baby! August 18, 2009
To be upset, annoyed, or agitated about something
Bruh, why are you so fessed? It wasn't even about you!
Fessed by Smb July 4, 2018

Fesslehead 

Also can be called Fessle. A person who is lacking in common sense. Often confused with the plant fiddlehead
You are such a fesslehead!
Fesslehead by Jakeybaby June 21, 2006

feshlepi 

the level above love.
When you get to the point that saying "I love you" becomes too trite to describe the way you feel, you've reached the stage of feshlepi.
A man whose chosen profession and expertise is on the subject of the ass. Similar but less crude a term as "ass master" or "ass whisperer".
"Man that Antonio Luna is a real fessier. He may be a poor broke ass Mexican but man do those rich twinks keep chasing him."
Fessier by Hans Glockenspiel September 14, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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