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Verb. A minor sexual assault similar to groping or molesting, the act is usually carried out on a female by a male who has been a “friend” of hers some time. The act is usually a precursor to a more serious assault.
Girl 1: “I was out with Todd last night and he fisslered me, I feel abused.”
Girl 2: “That’s terrible! Maybe you should go to the police.”
Fissler by The Turnpike Architect February 15, 2009
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A person with many achievements who reveals revolutionary infomation before official publication. Sometimes referenced as "god-like" depending on how they walk.
Wow, he dropped that news like an absolute Fissler!
Fissler by NewsByNeil April 26, 2022
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A person with many accolades who breaks revolutionary news earlier than anyone. Often referenced as "god-like" depending on how they walk.
Wow, you dropped that news like an absolute Fissler!
Fissler by NewsByNeil April 26, 2022
to fidget around, not keeping still, includes fissling, sniffing and fidgeting blah blah blah
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be still and don't fissle around so much
fissle by snuffles October 7, 2004
Fisting + nazi salute = fistler.

Fisting your "partner", then once wrist deep you quickly extend your hand.
I thought I was deep, then a pulled a fistler. Then I was truly deep.
Fistler by hedoublehockeysticks April 16, 2010
very talented indivaiduals, very smart & out going. also know how to get their party on. when your a Fisler theres always time to party
look at the fisler looking chill as hell
fisler by fisler=] August 16, 2009
gay or sissy way to fight. courtesy of BOB
Bob and Chris like to fissle.
fissle by Danielle and Amanda March 10, 2005
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