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A small bowl of marijuana that just gets a couple people a little high.

1) "Dude, wanna smoke a bowl or something before you go home?"

"I don't know man, I've got to talk to my mom when I get home."

"well, maybe just a fernard?"

"yea, I suppose I could handle just a fernard."
Fernard by Bernard McWilliams October 18, 2008
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antonio fernandez carriedo

A handsome Spaniard filled with passion! Has a love for Tomatoes and Lovino Vargas. He is warm hearted and can't see the situation of the air. He can be Dim witted at time....most of the time, but he will always come around when you need him. His best friends Gilbert and Francis always call themselves the Bad touch trio
Lovino Vargas-Get away from me you tomato loving Bastard! I don't have time for you and your stupid friends! Antonio Fernandez Carriedo Stop Chasing me!
Fernandas are the most faithful girls you'll ever meet; They are gorgeous and draw lots of atttention not only are they beautiful they are super smart they are innocent but very freaky when you get on that side of them. Fernanda's have amazing bodies and faces but fail to see that ; When it comes to love fernanda's get attachted so easily and get heart broken alot. A fernanda is one amazing friend and will always be by your side. If you have a fernanda dont let her go if shes failed to you she wont do it again and when a Fernanda says sorry she means it with all her heart they are very trustworthy and wont let you down.
Girl 1: Im hate Fernanda just look at her!
Boy 2: You hate her cause you aint her.
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Boy 1 : Damn look at Fernanda she's so hot!
Boy 2: Don't even try she has a boyfriend and shes 100% his.
Fernanda by ilovejaja October 8, 2015
Fernanda is a beautiful soul. She brings light into everyone’s lives, she can make your day with her smile and fill your heart with her eyes. Fernanda has such a kind heart, she loves deeply and trustingly, she’s mature and so smart, she has a great connection with herself and God, which inspires people to reach towards that. She is innocent but wild, fierce yet so lovable.
Fernanda I love you
¿Quieres ser mi novia?
Fernanda by davidcarlose September 27, 2018

Maria Fernanda 

She is a really caring friend, you can always count on her for everything because she will be always by your side. Such a good person.
Maria Fernanda by looovingfriend January 28, 2020
She is a sweet soul with a heart of gold, just a great friend to have in general. Fernanda is beautiful, kind, caring, and humble. She's the kind of girl that's guaranteed to always make your day. There's just something really soothing and soft about her aura. If you ever meet a girl named Fernanda, make sure to keep a good relationship with her, you don't want to lose such a precious diamond.
"Hey, look over there at Fernanda! Isn't she really pretty today?"
"Idiot, she's pretty everyday!"
Fernanda by Yoojun November 8, 2019
A caring soul, both kind and seraphic, that can be relied upon as a friend, a partner or a wife. A Fernanda can be an accomplice, with whom the most amazing memories can be forged, or a welcoming presence to be embraced when all hope seems lost. Too critical of herself, a Fernanda does not recognize her worth nor her memorable impact on others. This means that although identifying someone so special may not seem challenging, the task does not prove to be so easy for the Fernanda herself.
"You can do so much better!"
"I don't think I can, she's a Fernanda"
Fernanda by J7S April 10, 2020
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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