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Ferris Bueller

one man who, along w/ the morose Cameron and the beautiful Sloane obliterated the motives of his principal and bitchy older sister all in the name of having a good time.
A true example of the ultimate teenage hero, still revered 19 years later
Ferris Bueller by KK January 8, 2005
A technique to create a joke made prominent by late-night talkshow host Craig Ferguson. The audience is led to believe that he is talking about a certian topic. The joke is delivered by Craig clarifying that he was, in fact, talking about something else.
Fergism 1 (confusing two topics): "The Eiffel Tower and Margaret Thatcher are very different, of course. One's had thousands of men climbing all over it since the 1800s, and the other one is the Eiffel Tower."

Fergism 2 (twisting the meaning of an expression or sentence): "My first guest tonight (...) is the first comedian to perform a solo show at the (Hollywood) Bowl, you know, doing comedy. I did a solo piece at the Bowl myself, but it was in the audience."

Fergism 3 (changing to a sex-related topic): "My first concern, of course, was for my staff, and by staff I mean penis."
Fergism by Darth Loynion January 13, 2013

Femisandrist 

A woman who not only proclaims herself to be a radical feminist, but she also expresses comments and opinions publicly that lead one to believe that she has a passionate hatred of men, and particularly heterosexual men.
You can tell by reading Helen's Facebook status comments and her tweets that she is a full fledged Femisandrist. That woman has nothing good to say at all about either married men or womanizing bachelors.
Femisandrist by ModeOne4Ever June 7, 2014

dirty fermin 

When you are sleeping and your buddy just got done finger banging a chick and wishing to share her crotch essence, rubs his stink fingers under your nose, waking you up.
I got a dirty fermin while passed out at the ski lodge in the mountains. That boo-boo's vag smelled sweet!
dirty fermin by MTF March 25, 2008

ferris buellered 

When a valet takes your car for a joy ride.
I should have know that something was up when the valet smiled as I handed him the keys to my brand new corvette. Little did I know, he ferris buellered me while I was in the restaurant eating.
ferris buellered by raincreek September 28, 2014
Fermin is a MAJOR cutie. He dresses nice & has a great taste in music. He’s extremely funny, creative and easy to get along with. Everyone loves him because of how cool he is :( Snacks on tortilla chips from time to time, but it’s cute. Anyways, It’s not very often you meet someone like him so it’s hard to stay away <3
Girl : Do you think Fermin is cute?

Girl 2 : Fuck yeah he’s a major cutie
Fermin by snottbubbless November 18, 2019