by Dr. Gary Mustard June 10, 2020
When you haven’t sinned enough for hell but just enough to keep you out of heaven, you’re sent to Fergatory where you have to listen to the Black Eyed Peas on repeat until you’ve learned your lesson and repent.
This may seem worse than hell, but Fergatory is a small price to pay for not knowing where the love is. Hark; do not worry. Tonight’s going to be a good night.
by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024