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Febuary 14 

The 1 day you gotta be bold and tell your crush you like them
Febuary 14: Tell your crush you like them over text, in a note, in person
Febuary 14 by Realshit2497 February 13, 2020

Febuary 14 

Feb 14 is a really shitty day for single people even worst when its your birthday and you have to sit home alone and depressed
Febuary 14 being defined as valentine's day .
No party for me

Febuary 14 

Most people know this day as Valentine's day when really it's the day you throw rocks at couples.
"yo what are you doin on Febuary 14." "just throwing rocks at couples you know the vibes."
Febuary 14 by RileycantReid February 6, 2021

Feburary 14

Ahh valentine's day...the day when most people feel lonley af
Boy 1: feburary 14 is the worst day to be alive, I feel lonley af
Feburary 14 by Barneylovesyou:3 January 26, 2020

feburary 14

A guy or a girl so special she or he will always love you they might be over protective but they are so important they will always LOVE their family and they always bring laughter and joy
person"hey how were u born with such kindness
person 2" well idk wanna find out on google
person"sure *reads* stay with me never leave me cause u were born Feburary 14
feburary 14 by amysavage12345 November 4, 2019

Feburary 14

National Ask Your Ex Out Day

He/She says no? fuck them. go knock down Valentine shit down at stores🤣
It's Feburary 14 you gotta ask your ex out today.
Feburary 14 by Hi my name is??? January 22, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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