February 32 

if you are born on this day you don't exist and are a piece of absolute shit

somebody: omg your born on February 32
me:

February 32 by john wilksbooth October 8, 2020

february 32nd 

The non-existent day of febuary

'Y'all it's February 32nd!'
It's March 1st, Jacob.

february 32nd by ⓜⓔⓛⓣⓔⓓ ⓒⓡⓐⓨⓞⓝ February 9, 2021

february29 

a day where you can fuck any man you want

chris: what day is it?
veronica: february29
chris: oh no!

february29 by tittytat23 May 29, 2021