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I fear no man but that 'Thing', it scares me...

something that the Heavy from Tf2 says during an interrogation in an unspecified location.
Now a very popular meme template.
I fear no man but that 'Thing', it scares me...

@AFKay: I don't fear death, death fears me >:) 

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@AFKay: I don't fear death, death fears me >:)

@Death: tf? you weren't on the list..

Fear of men 

A group of three or men is know as a “fear of men”.
I was at the club when walking out of the rest room when I walked right into a “Fear of Men” arguing with the bouncer. Men are always worse in groups.
Fear of men by Tristan 420 September 14, 2022

Government/Media fear 

When the government or media (more often than not it's both working together somehow) drive fear of a new threat (often terrorism or a deadly disease) into the people of the nation and keep them from expressing all of their freedoms and/or views and doing the things they want to do
Notable stories/events that have been constantly attacked/used for Government/Media fear:

-Terrorism
-Communism (see McCarthyism/ Red Scare)
-AIDS
-Drugs
- 9/11
-The "Brain Eating Amoeba"

messenger of fear

oriax: messenger of fear
messenger of fear by uglyduc42 September 21, 2021
1. A cocksucking mage.
2. Everyone is better than him.
3. Has STDs
4. Is gay
5. Doesn't know how to spell
6. Is a girl IRL
7. Fat
8. Never fucking listens to anyone and doesn't care about anything or anyone he fucking sucks fucking cocks fuck him mother fuckers ass raper IRL
9. That is all. Ass hole
10. Thinks he's good when he really sucks
11. Thinks he's really good but gets carried in his teams.
12. Loves little boys.
13. Worst mage on Dunemaul
He's such a fearmeh.
Fearmeh by Bobisawesome February 7, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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