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Fauztie by shshbshshshhshsbdnjxxbbd June 27, 2021
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fauntie
fauntie by nilssonkatta January 29, 2019
fausties
“fausties” is a collective thought. A DEEP realization of what it’s like to be WOKEN.
You speaks of its meaning. You answers to its questions. You follows its ideology.
You speaks of its meaning. You answers to its questions. You follows its ideology.
Fauntie
The best friend of a mother who just had her baby. The baby calls the moms best friend "Auntie" even though there is no blood relation. You become a Fauntie.
I'd like to introduce you to my new son, he's 5 weeks old. And this here is my best friend in the world, met when we were 12, she's the baby's fauntie"
Fauntie by slimhaydee January 6, 2011
fauzzie
Adj., Noun, Verb foh-zee, foz-ee:
1. To understand that you're understanding nothing and therefore you understand everything.
2. To be severly fucked up, and in a state of confused open-mindedness.
3. The name given to one who posesses fauzzie qualities. Usually this title is temporary.
4. To have "candy flipped" two or more drugs and started coining your own words.
1. To understand that you're understanding nothing and therefore you understand everything.
2. To be severly fucked up, and in a state of confused open-mindedness.
3. The name given to one who posesses fauzzie qualities. Usually this title is temporary.
4. To have "candy flipped" two or more drugs and started coining your own words.
1. Dude, like, we know nothing...But in knowing we know nothing, we know everything...Wow, that's fauzzie.
2. Look at that guy gnawing at the fence over there! Man, he's a fauzzie fuck!
3. I see you are wearing your drugged philosopher's cap today, Fauzzie.
4. Dude, the XTC, and 'cid are kicking in... You know if there is one word to describe how this feels, I guess it'd be: "fauzzie."
2. Look at that guy gnawing at the fence over there! Man, he's a fauzzie fuck!
3. I see you are wearing your drugged philosopher's cap today, Fauzzie.
4. Dude, the XTC, and 'cid are kicking in... You know if there is one word to describe how this feels, I guess it'd be: "fauzzie."
fauzzie by Fauzzie Fozzington April 15, 2009
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