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Fauntie
The best friend of a mother who just had her baby. The baby calls the moms best friend "Auntie" even though there is no blood relation. You become a Fauntie.
I'd like to introduce you to my new son, he's 5 weeks old. And this here is my best friend in the world, met when we were 12, she's the baby's fauntie"
Fauntie by slimhaydee January 6, 2011
fauzzie
Adj., Noun, Verb foh-zee, foz-ee:
1. To understand that you're understanding nothing and therefore you understand everything.
2. To be severly fucked up, and in a state of confused open-mindedness.
3. The name given to one who posesses fauzzie qualities. Usually this title is temporary.
4. To have "candy flipped" two or more drugs and started coining your own words.
1. To understand that you're understanding nothing and therefore you understand everything.
2. To be severly fucked up, and in a state of confused open-mindedness.
3. The name given to one who posesses fauzzie qualities. Usually this title is temporary.
4. To have "candy flipped" two or more drugs and started coining your own words.
1. Dude, like, we know nothing...But in knowing we know nothing, we know everything...Wow, that's fauzzie.
2. Look at that guy gnawing at the fence over there! Man, he's a fauzzie fuck!
3. I see you are wearing your drugged philosopher's cap today, Fauzzie.
4. Dude, the XTC, and 'cid are kicking in... You know if there is one word to describe how this feels, I guess it'd be: "fauzzie."
2. Look at that guy gnawing at the fence over there! Man, he's a fauzzie fuck!
3. I see you are wearing your drugged philosopher's cap today, Fauzzie.
4. Dude, the XTC, and 'cid are kicking in... You know if there is one word to describe how this feels, I guess it'd be: "fauzzie."
fauzzie by Fauzzie Fozzington April 15, 2009
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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