Fauxcoholic

Someone who pretends that they are an alcoholic to seek attention, or does not count "beer" or "wine" as real alcohol.

Amy is such a fauxcoholic, I saw her drink a Bud Light yesterday, then she said she was sober.

by Newton Randi April 4, 2013

falcoholic

A fake alcoholic, or someone usually from 14-17 who talks about how they get wasted every night when they have only had alcohol once in their life.

"omg where am i? i feel sooo hung over."
"stfu, your such a falcoholic."

by wtfeveeeer March 10, 2009

fatcoholic

a person who is fat and a alcoholic.

Sam is a fatcoholic

by Jake Mittens November 6, 2012