Faux Mo 

Fear of missing out on imagined fun you think everyone else is having.

Dave: I never get invited out to anything anymore.
Lauren: Like what?
Dave: You know, parties and stuff. Down the pub or nights out.
Lauren: Mate, you have a serious case of the faux mo. I'm not sure what you think we're all doing, but I can assure you I spend most of my weekends falling asleep in front of the TV with a bottle of wine, only to wake up and find the dog licking my toes.

Faux Mo by LouieLouieBigPants February 22, 2019

Faux Mo 

A standard heterosexual who frequents gay establishments - enjoying the fruits of flattery and affection, but otherwise relishing in the eventual deflection of, "No thanks, I'm straight."

Last night was such a bummer, Steve. I wasted two hours and four drinks trying to get some sausage from a total hunk who turned out to be nothing but a faux mo.

Faux Mo by puswami June 5, 2011

faux mo 

a "straight" person with very homosexual qualities and tendencies.

Hey look at Kurtis being a big faux mo!!

faux mo by Smokey Joe HC June 15, 2007

faux mo 

the hairstyle that consists of having a fake mohawk, not shaved all the way on the sides, with it blending into a slight mohawk. Aging old punks get them when they have made money and retire early.

Robbi williams has one

That hair cut is so faux mo, he should be sporting a real one if he wants to be hardcore!

faux mo by Lisa F Star September 5, 2005

faux-mo 

(1) a person that identifies as homosexual, yet can be found engaging in sexual activity with the opposite sex, often while exclaiming loudly "it's okay...I'm gay!"
(2) Person of the male sex that portrays strong characteristics of a homosexual male, but is heterosexual, often while exclaiming loudly, "What?! I'm not gay!"

You know, Mathew is such a faux-mo, I totally saw him rubbing Boopie's jubblies behind that dumpster.

faux-mo by Kumar & Harold January 13, 2009

faux 'mo' 

A man who pretends to be gay, but isn't.

On THREE'S COMPANY, Jack Tripper pretended to be gay. Jack Tripper was a faux 'mo'.

faux 'mo' by Montana Man June 18, 2006

faux 'mo' 

A guy who seems gay, but isn't.

PETER: Joe ax like a total fag, butt, he's married. Is he bisexual?

BOBBY: I think he's just a faux 'mo', you know, a fem man.

faux 'mo' by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006