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Adjective: How one feels after taking a massive shit.

The feeling is described as tired, achy, and sweaty, but relieved at the same time.
I am never going to eat Mexican again, I am faushed after that last trip to the bathroom.
Faushed by Red Ed2 April 28, 2009
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One of the most powerful signs of emotion, confusion, and power in our universe.

It is used to commune between powerful beings on all platforms of the infinitely large internet.
Dude: what if we put are beds next to each other in Minecraft..? 😳
Me: 😳😳

:flushed:
:flushed: by BionicNoob November 22, 2019
a state of being shyly aroused. typically by quiet and reserved people.
“hey you’ve seen the new kid right, he is so hot
“yeah he talked to me in science today, i was flushed”
flushed by theflushedgal October 18, 2019

flushed quadrant 

Flushed quadrant is a type of romantic quadrant used by trolls in the webcomic homestuck. The flushed quadrants are built on positive emotion, and include the quadrant matespriteship, which we humans call love. It also includes moiraillegience, which is the term for an incredibly strong platonic relationship for the purpose of keeping each other mentally stable.
I'm looking for a relationship in one of the flushed quadrants with her.
flushed quadrant by maniacalMusician September 20, 2016

Flushed emoji

😳

This emoji, which usually tends to express being excited in odd way, ashamed, suprised, horny etc

Its popularity increased with "when imposter is sus!" meme
-Wanna kiss?
-ummm... 😳
-pffffff the reaction whaaaat?
-its the flushed emoji, one of my favs 😳
Flushed emoji by STVJet July 4, 2022

Flushed Away 

When the sound of a flushing toilet or running water is impaling your ability to hear what is going on or who is talking to you.
(Two guys in seperate cubicles in a public toilet, doing there thing)
Chris: 'You got the time mate?'
Allan: (Flushes) 'Pardon?'
Chris: 'Have you got the time?'
Allan: (Flush continues) 'Hold on dude, im being flushed away here, gimmi a sec.'
Flushed Away by James A.K.A Hosko February 20, 2007

get flushed down a toilet and come out in a new suit 

1. A person who "looks" wealthy, acts wealthy and most people think he is wealthy but in reality it's all pretend.

2. A person who "looks good" no matter what they do. They come out on the winning end all the time.
He's so smooth and such a player he could get flushed down a toilet and come out in a new suit!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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