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by BionicNoob November 22, 2019

November 22

The Worldwide holiday to spread awareness to stop f**king uploading days to urban dictionary
😤✊🏻

Me: Opens urbandictionary
The homepage: November 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9- November 22, December 69, February 12, January 8-
Me: 🧐

by BionicNoob November 22, 2019

:flushed:

One of the most powerful signs of emotion, confusion, and power in our universe.

It is used to commune between powerful beings on all platforms of the infinitely large internet.

Dude: what if we put are beds next to each other in Minecraft..? 😳
Me: 😳😳

:flushed:

by BionicNoob November 22, 2019

Cookie

A woman’s pussy

Dude: cookie
Me: pussy

by BionicNoob October 24, 2019

Who’s Joe?

Joe mama

Friend: You know Joe?
Me: Who’s Joe?
Friend: JOE MAMA 😂😂😂😂

by BionicNoob October 24, 2019

My uncle touched my weewee

When uncle is showing his toys and tells you to keep it a secret

Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤

my uncle touched my weewee 😳

by BionicNoob November 07, 2019