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Fat vagina
Monzkie has FATAYTAY
a lot of people wanted to have FATAYTAY
Damnnn! thats one hairy FATAYTAY :O
Fataytay by Bulldog@meow August 30, 2019

Fatty McFuck Head 

Also commonly known as Mr Clive Palmer.
"In my opinion, Clive Palmer is a fatty McFuck Head" Quote by the millennial generation of Australia
Noun; slang term referring to someone whose fetish involves eating popcorn that has been jerked off into.
Dude, I hear Albert’s a real fitzy. Wtf.
Fitzy by popcornfanclub May 5, 2020
A beautiful RARE girl knows how to make someone laugh anytime. Don’t get her mad because when she’s mad it’s OVER. Talented and many girls are jealous of her. Very outgoing and knows her stuff. Fun to be around and trustworthy asf
Yes! Fatiya is here let’s go talk to her
Fatiya is so funny
Fatiya by laylalooo February 3, 2019

Crane Fatty 

A person so morbidly obese that they literally can not move unless transported by machinery.
In the movie 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape', the kids are ashamed of their mother because she is so obese. So obese, in fact, that she is a crane fatty.
Crane Fatty by Donald P. March 20, 2009

fatty mcfuckhead

An insufferable fuckwit who thinks he rules the world, a fragile ego, and no sense of humor. See: Australian billionaire Clive Palmer
Hey Fatty McFuckhead, don't be such a whiner about being made fun of on the internet. And eat a damn sald for lunch once in a while.
fatty mcfuckhead by Canobes September 24, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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