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Fatwad

1.) A person that obsessively eats and steals your food.

2.) A name you call someone when they're being mean, rude, or annoying. You may call them this when they eat too much or don't feel like getting off the couch.
She steals my food everyday..She's such a fatwad.

I ate too much for breakfast.. I feel like such a fatwad.

Get away from me, FATWAD!
by IloveAdam<3 June 29, 2011
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Fatlad's Food Ratio

Basically this is the ratio applied to foodstuffs, by fat people whereby whatever the packaging states as how many people the foodstuff serves is divided by a minimum of 2. Used frequently in the North of England......
Fatlady: Says 'ere this cheesecake serves 4 people.
Fatlad: Well using Fatlad's Food Ratio, as we are fat, thats 2 people in our case!
by Your Local Hero February 21, 2008
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Fatwaz

Wow he's really good at the guitar . He's got the fatwaz
by R.Wright-Booth July 30, 2019
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fatpad

A thing to rub, right above the penis. Most fat people have it, and hide their penis there. A fat wall of flesh which you can squish as well.
I can rub my fatpad until i cum.
by TheFatPersonRubbedHisFatpad March 16, 2018
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Fatada

Someone with a limited or below normal mental ability; a dumbass
That girl is such a fatada! One time she even thought the stairs was the toilet!
by Fatadacentral April 13, 2017
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fatwa envy

Wishing you had the power, ability, and above all the cultural approval to kill or torture someone who offends their religious sensibilities. Catholics definitely have fatwa envy, after being denied the violence of the Inquisition
Bill Donohue and the Catholic League showed grade-A fatwa envy when they issued death threats and howled for the expulsion of a Florida college student who took a cracker out of a church to show his friend.
by stogoe August 4, 2008
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Fawad

Yo! Fawad with me to stain some yutes!
by TdotSlang March 7, 2018
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