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Something that will never happen.
You know what's impossible? A Fat Ste.
Fat Ste by Ana888889 November 17, 2010
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Fat Steve 

A person resembling a whale, often homo sexual with a mental disability.
That guy is defenitly a Fat Steve
Fat Steve by SKITZ-M8 August 2, 2016

Fat Steve 

A sexual myth where you shit in a pillow case and beat your partner in the face during intercourse
i had a great fat steve last night!

fat steph 

A girl who is good at hand jobs
fat steph by noncimusprime June 16, 2017

fat steve 

Oakland slang for something that is good.
You: Check out that new Lexus.

Friend. That's Fat steve
fat steve by spr1000 October 23, 2011

Fat Stewie 

When a well endowed man is giving anal sex to a woman and she orgasms, losing control of her bowels and spewing "stew"-like poo.
Damn, I had to take another shower after I gave that bitch a Fat Stewie last night!
Fat Stewie by Tina/Kevin January 3, 2009

stefans fat ass dog 

my friend's dog who is a total fat ass mother fucker
me: dude
friend: what?
me: ur dog is a stefans fat ass dog!
friend: i know
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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