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Fat Monkey 

a pussy whith fat cheeks, a big meaty taco, that gives you a mouthfull once eaten, a huge cameltoe pussy. that is so good . i love to eat a fat monkey anytime.

Fat Monkey 

A term to describe a fat man who is not handsome at all, ugly and have an evil attitude. Love to cheat for money and sabotage people especially his teachers and the leadership council at school. He is the alumni president.
Mr Z***** A***** is a FAT MONKEY!!!

big fat monkey balls 

When you need to get out of a conversation in the best way possible
Guy: hey wanna go talk about what happened on June 16th 2012?

Guy 2: big fat monkey balls (walks away)

Big fat monkey mama 

A woman or feminine large man are over weight and a rude, racists, mean, fat, giving front pussy lookin ahh teacher.
Mrs.L****** is a big fat monkey mama

fat azz monkey 

extra fat around the vagina. Most people think that just because you can see camel toe they think that the women are wearing too tight of jeans. Most the time that is NOT true. a lot of women just have extra fat protecting the goods.
For all you women out there that think that "Camel Toe" or having a "FatAzzMonkey" is gross when in certain clothing. Think again....Men go crazy goo goo gaga when they see a glimpse of that. It's a GREAT thing to have that. It's sexy!

I should know...My husband explained to me that men love a fat pussy then skinny one
Hey, check out that girl with that Fat Azz Monkey in those pants
fat azz monkey by HzAFatAzzMonkey February 26, 2011

Fagmonkey 

1.A person who is not only a fag but also has the IQ of a monkey.
See josh over there? he tried to bang a blender.
What a fagmonkey.
Fagmonkey by ig88b1 October 15, 2007
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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