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Fat Fucking 

Any type of activity involving fat bitches and lunchboxes.

See related words: "Fat Eating", "Fat Driving", "Fat Eating"
Stoner 1: Where is Fatboy?
Stoner 2: Probably Fat Fuckin
Stoner 3: Black Ass
Stoner 4: Lunchbox is all about that Fat Fuckin.
Fat Fucking by Weed Man April 1, 2004

Fat Fucking Retard

What you call an obese nigga when he's being, well, a fat fucking retard. He don't know shit.
Ethan: Ay yo fuck math amirite?
Josh: Nigga stop being a fat fucking retard
Fat Fucking Retard by saintstax March 1, 2019

fat fucking pussy 

thanos has a 10/10 fat fucking pussy yall! if yall enojoy that sprite cranberry coochie 10/10 recommend

fat fucking chance 

Fat Fucking Chance also abbreviated F.F.C
when there is no chance of this event happening
Man: Honey, want to make love tonight
Woman: fat fucking chance

Fat Fucking Homosexual 

When you gay and you also cannot see your penis. When you know the entire McDonalds menu and hit on the guy on the drive thru worker.
Fat Fucking Homosexual is when a Homosexual individual is so fat that you need to add fucking in there before you can describe them.
Me: How much you weigh bitch
FFH: Like 450
Me: Damn bitch you fat af, why you lookin at me like that
FFH: I’m gay bitch
Me: Damn you a FatFucking Homosexual, get the fuck outta here wit dat gay shit

Fat fucking ludge 

A word used to describe someone who is heavily obese and loves to eat a bit of cake. They are either found at Maccies drive-thru or at the pick N mix section of Tesco. When they stand on the scales, it reads "I needed your weight, not your phone number." When they come back from the shop, their gut reaches the front door 25 minutes before the rest of their body. If baptised, they need to go to the Pacific ocean as opposed to a regular baptising bath.
That girl is such a fat fucking ludge.
Fat fucking ludge by Ssewankambo February 28, 2021
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