fat flaps

A fat person's "boobs" which are actually just a piece of skin filled with fat.

Fat person: Hahahah you have no boobs!
Skinny person: Neither do you! You have fat flaps!

by Liissiieee (: June 22, 2011

fat flaps

A fat miserable, middle aged woman who leaves floaters in the toilet at work. She is ugly & most likely will be lonely for the rest of her life. She also has fat hands & does fanny farts.

Fat flaps...go sit on a bat you miserable c**t

by greekforthehoneybee December 07, 2010

Big, fat, flapping rat trap

The mouth someone who is saying something very stupid

Ian: I know everything
Tea-Lady: Shut your big, fat, flapping rat trap.

by Craig Cummings October 06, 2005

Fat Flapping

The action of getting volatile and angry over a minute and niche thing of something that's praised.

Friend 1: Hey, did you hear about that new Left 4 Dead 2 update?
Friend 2: Yea, I hear it's awesome! Though I did hear one dude complain that the update ruined his mods.
Friend 1: Don't mind him, he's probably just some fat flapping weeb who's upset that his 150 Hatsune Miku mods don't work no more. Let's go play!
Friend 2: Ight, bet!

by D.E.E.M.M.3 September 27, 2020