Fat Cheeser

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The type of character in a predominantly older gentleman's drinking establishment that has a surrounding miasma of smegma due to poor personal hygiene.

"Haw man, whits that fuckin tang?"
"It's that fat cheeser at the end o the bar. His baws havenae seen soap since Band Aid"

Fat Cheeser by Tendek January 16, 2026

Words you can keep

fat cheese

Dead/moulted skin cells combined with sweat collected amongst the folds of skin on a fat person. Eventually forms a thick "cheesy" substance.
Phrase is derived from "dick cheese" (smegma).

"I don't mind fat, but I'm not a fan of fat cheese."

fat cheese by PCTS August 17, 2008

fat cheese crust pizza

A dank pizza which is preferably from Chicago town or milanos

Let's get a fat Cheese Crust pizza

fat cheese crust pizza by dank lad December 21, 2015

Fat Cheese

A person who is Obese and who tends to be annoying on some occasions. These people can be really nice one day and horrible on the other.

I spoke to him today and he was being an asshole! What a Fat Cheese!

Fat Cheese by Dazme October 6, 2022

fat mama cheeseburger

An insult at the elementry school level, towards little rolly polly girls, who are often always seen eating.

HA, HA, Fat Mama Cheeseburger can't catch me(While I'm running down the street with her lunch bag).

fat mama cheeseburger by Miss, Miss aka Mean teacher August 17, 2006

Cheese Fat

When a person eats so many cheez-its that they get overweight.

Girl...you better knock off the crackers, you're gettin' cheese fat!

Cheese Fat by ghostbustarhymes November 13, 2011

Cottage Cheese Fat

Basically, it's celulite

the lumpy-ness of cellulite on thighs resembles cottage cheese, giving you cottage cheese fat.

Cottage Cheese Fat by fonesex June 14, 2007

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026