Fat Cheeser

The type of character in a predominantly older gentleman's drinking establishment that has a surrounding miasma of smegma due to poor personal hygiene.

"Haw man, whits that fuckin tang?"
"It's that fat cheeser at the end o the bar. His baws havenae seen soap since Band Aid"

Fat Cheeser by Tendek January 16, 2026

fat cheese 

Dead/moulted skin cells combined with sweat collected amongst the folds of skin on a fat person. Eventually forms a thick "cheesy" substance.
Phrase is derived from "dick cheese" (smegma).

"I don't mind fat, but I'm not a fan of fat cheese."

fat cheese by PCTS August 17, 2008

fat cheese crust pizza 

A dank pizza which is preferably from Chicago town or milanos

Let's get a fat Cheese Crust pizza

fat cheese crust pizza by dank lad December 21, 2015

Fat Cheese 

A person who is Obese and who tends to be annoying on some occasions. These people can be really nice one day and horrible on the other.

I spoke to him today and he was being an asshole! What a Fat Cheese!

Fat Cheese by Dazme October 6, 2022

fat mama cheeseburger 

An insult at the elementry school level, towards little rolly polly girls, who are often always seen eating.

HA, HA, Fat Mama Cheeseburger can't catch me(While I'm running down the street with her lunch bag).

fat mama cheeseburger by Miss, Miss aka Mean teacher August 17, 2006

Cheese Fat

When a person eats so many cheez-its that they get overweight.

Girl...you better knock off the crackers, you're gettin' cheese fat!

Cheese Fat by ghostbustarhymes November 13, 2011

Cottage Cheese Fat 

Basically, it's celulite

the lumpy-ness of cellulite on thighs resembles cottage cheese, giving you cottage cheese fat.

Cottage Cheese Fat by fonesex June 14, 2007