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Originating from a rouge Milano cookie, the exclamation "Milanos!" is used to express surprise over the uncalled for invasion of one's private crotch space with the hand or other body part.
Joe called Milanos on Jeff when Jeff accidentally put his hand on Joe's thigh
Milanos by Milano-man November 4, 2008
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Milanese beans 

A cheap alternative to anal beads. Usually made from gnocchi held together with cassette tape.
His milanese beans were a tight but smooth fit and so much cheaper than anything you could get from Anne Summers.
Milanese beans by Cuksocker November 6, 2010

Mariah Milano 

Mariah Milano: a sex symbol, and adorable woman, and a porn star. mostly known for her roles in both Milf, and Latina catorgories, this girl is very adventurous, and always does something different. She has a beautifully shaped body, and is deffinantly one i would put in my top 5, I would define her as perfect. check her out next time your watching some porn. you will not be dissapointed.
A: Look at that beautifully shaped body, she is just amazing

B: Yes, her name is Mariah Milano

A: I think she's perfect.
Mariah Milano by onefiftha October 18, 2011

miyanossocks 

miyanossocks Is a tiktoker who mainly posts gay stuff
"Hey is that miyanossocks? "
"Yeah how'd you know?"
"It's some gay anime video"
miyanossocks by princesschongyun March 16, 2022
Milanys is so beautiful and although she doesn’t admit it all the time she and everyone else knows that she’s fine af.She’s also the bestest friend you could ever ask for and you’ll likely think of her as a sister since she so understanding and relatable. Milanys always smells good and keep up with her hygiene. She likes to take care of herself mentally and physically since she knows that she doesn’t need anyone else but herself. She’s overall a great person and if you get her you better keep her because there’s not many like her, she’s unique! 🖤
“Omg did you see Milanys today she looked so good I wish I was her” - they could never
Milanys by Booboo$ August 16, 2019

Alyssa milano syndrome

A common affliction among Western females, AMS occurs when a female is used to getting treated like a spoiled celebrity by her beta male "allies" and begins to actually believe she is in fact a celebrity herself.
Men don't waste money and attention on a girl with Alyssa Milano Syndrome

milano minute

The amount of time one sets aside for oneself to take a break from their worldly troubles and enjoy a delicious Pepperidge Farm Milano Cookie. :)
Guy #1: Hey, Guy #2, can we go ahead and 'crush' those files I mentioned earlier?
Guy #2: Hold your horses, Guy #1; I need a milano minute.
milano minute by RickBaideia February 29, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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