Fassets 

fuckable assets

dude that girl has fassets

Ally has a great ass, that's her fasset!

Fassets by DORYZEBBY July 31, 2012

Ryan James Fassetta 

The most amazing boyfriend in the world. Handsome and had a big heart. An irresistable smile. Easy talk to you. Loving and Caring. Trustworthy and Loyal. Fabulous in a million ways. The most amazing boy you'll ever meet. Hes perfect at EVERYTHING he does.

Ryan James Fassetta is hot :)

Ryan James Fassetta by his honeyboobear November 21, 2010

fassett 

Primarily used as an adjective to describe anything that is a fail but noun and verb forms are also acceptable in some cases.

Adjective: I was being so fassett and derped around instead of studying for the physics test.

Noun: All these fassetts should not be in AP.

Verb: We hung out but kinda just fassetted around because we were to lazy to really do anything.

fassett by sassyquach November 7, 2011

Fassels

If you don't want to say Fuck, Shit, Ass, Dammit, Bitch, or anything else, just substitute the word "Fassels!" It works for everything! Let's say there's this very bitchy girl, go by her and call her a Fassel. She won't know what you mean but you will.

-Shelly

1.) Hey fasshole! What's up?

Substituting:Ass

2.) Hey bestie! You know how much of a fassel you are?

Substituting:Bitch

3.) God-fassel!

Substituting:Damn

4.) (My favorite) FASSELS!!!

Substituting:Fuck

Fassels by shaykay1995 October 19, 2010

Fasses

Sharing a face and ass simultaneously which is sexier than two elephant seals going at it.

"How's our fasses doing today?"

Fasses by KikenIMVU December 10, 2013