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If you don't want to say Fuck, Shit, Ass, Dammit, Bitch, or anything else, just substitute the word "Fassels!" It works for everything! Let's say there's this very bitchy girl, go by her and call her a Fassel. She won't know what you mean but you will.

-Shelly
1.) Hey fasshole! What's up?

Substituting:Ass

2.) Hey bestie! You know how much of a fassel you are?

Substituting:Bitch

3.) God-fassel!

Substituting:Damn

4.) (My favorite) FASSELS!!!

Substituting:Fuck
Fassels by shaykay1995 October 19, 2010
Words you can keep
dude that girl has fassets

Ally has a great ass, that's her fasset!
Fassets by DORYZEBBY July 31, 2012
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An EXTREMELY rare occurance.
After outside sex, and the cumpuddle is left in the dirt, it is known for a fungus type substance to grow there. Please take pictures if you find some
This soup isnt spicy enough, it needs some fussels
Sharing a face and ass simultaneously which is sexier than two elephant seals going at it.
"How's our fasses doing today?"
Fasses by KikenIMVU December 10, 2013
if you dont wash, fussels appears on your butt
... kinda like the poojabbers version of athletes foot, except fussels is actually able to be seen

fusselsausage 

A tasty German like food, fermented in IOWA, but sold in Chicago,

A delicatessian for most of the female population.
Jane: hey Jill.. wan't to grab lunch?

Jill: No thanks, I'm still full from the fusselsausage I had late last night.
fusselsausage by =silversurfer= October 17, 2011
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