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R*an Fischerkeller AKA someone who is considered an insult to be called
Ross: hey Justin let me borrow that computer

Justin: NO

Ross: stop bieng a Fasch
Justin:Fine Here
Fasch by R Bud and J Botta October 5, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.
“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”
Fached by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019
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farchitect 

shortening of "fucking architect" and typically used to describe an architect who, through their incompetence, makes life difficult for everyone else.
I have to redesign the structure because the farchitect changed their mind again.
farchitect by Andrew Morrison February 18, 2008
Getting a school iPad whiped for inappropriate use
Damn dude, I just got Fanched for playing games in class.
Fanched by Starboiiiii March 13, 2017
-Free. Freedom. Free one.

-In Teutonic the meaning of the name Fanchon is: Free.
-Fanchon is a French baby name
-The parents named their child Fanchon.
-Fanchons enjoy a life of liberty and personal rights.
Fanchon by SushiLuv January 17, 2015
Noun
A woman’s face. Believed to have originated by guidos in the Jersey Shore area, now heavily used in the upper Midwest. The word derives from how a person of Italian or similar descent would pronounce the English word “face” if they were to read it in their native tongue. The term was originally used only in reference to the face; however, it has also evolved to describe a myriad of other nouns, most notably cigarettes and women’s breasts.
“Wow she’s pretty. She has a beautiful fachay.”
“Look at those huge fachays! They’re almost falling out of her shirt!”
“Dude let’s go outside and smoke a fachay. Maybe there will be some hot fachays out there.”
fachay by ericj69 April 1, 2008
woman's genitals that tastes like Tabasco sauce and a chai latte combo
Alex: Ian how was that hinge date
Ian: Good but dat Coochie tasted like a Faicha
Faicha by Elder dentist April 29, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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