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Farty Marty 

Farty Marty had a party and all the farts were there,
Tutti Fruity laid a beauty and they all went out for air.
Farty Marty had a party, Tutti Fruity let a beauty, and everyone had to go out for air.
Farty Marty by Mick Russom August 7, 2009
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farty marty 

1.) someone who is very special to you
2.) a person who likes to fart a lot
3.) a little puppy or dog
"Wassup my farty marty! I love chu a lot!"

farty marty 

Most often used to refer to a guy named "Marty" or "Martin" who has a flatulence problem.
At the wedding party, Farty Marty stained his bastedo pants after one of his farts "went too far" & came out a bit runny.
farty marty by fifteen minutes September 10, 2004

The Farty Marty 

When your dad farts in your moms mouth during sex.
Dave Riedl's mom is Farty Marty
The Farty Marty by Zack December 17, 2004

Marty Farty

Tis the name given to an individual who is speaking in a class call, however in the midst of their talking they let out the loudest, most wet sounding fart a person can make while still unmuted.

Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.

It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Person A: This girl really told me she's going to "contact higher authorities if I don't stop staring at her."

Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty

Marty Farty

To continually make the same mistake and not realize that it was a mistake, therefore repeating the same error over and over again. Someone who has toxic-gas between the ears. Many doctors believe this type of illness is caused by an; obsessive-compulsive disorder believing that one can control things, events and even people if one can control time. In bizzare cases; one might even believe that the clock is plotting against them, putting the individual in an unhealthy and fearful state of mind. In laymens term; "shithead". There is NO known cure.
How many times are you going to Marty Farty the ball up the middle with 8 defensive players in the box?
Marty Farty by Painter Steve C. November 11, 2006

Marty Farty

Tis the name given to an individual who is speaking in a class call, however in the midst of their talking they let out the loudest, most wet sounding fart a person can make while still unmuted.

Any normal individual would leave, travel across the world and change their identity to avoid the shame and humiliation such an act would bring upon them. But, what truly makes one a Marty Farty, is that they do not leave. They instead continue to answer the question and act as if the entire ordeal never occurred.

It is obvious that one who holds the title of Marty Farty has no shame and regrets nothing, even coercing friends into performing sexual acts and believing they have the ability to say racial slurs despite not being part of said race.
Person A: This girl really told me she's going to "contact higher authorities if I don't stop staring at her."

Person B: God she sounds like a real Marty Farty
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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