Fartpie

1: The unwilling consumption of anothers Gastral anomaly,
by planting ones bare ass on anothers face.
2: The willing consumption of a fart.

1:Bobby just made Joey eat a Fartpie!
2:I was eating my girlfriends ass out and ended up eating a Fartpie.

by NickName4U May 13, 2006

fartpie

The act of farting consecutively while dutch ovening your significant other

While getting head in the morning, i gave my girl friend a fartpie.

by Nucfighter April 22, 2019

Fart Pie

Farting into the palm of ones hand, capturing the flatus into a balled fist, and then quickly opening the hand directly into the face of an unsuspecting victim in the style of a 1940s era pie fight without the hand actually touching the victims face.

I was quietly reading a book when Larry snuck up beside me and crushed a particularly fresh fart pie into my face.

by penguin_clubber January 27, 2011

Fartpenny

Fartpenny /färtˈpenē/ noun
noun: fartpenny; plural noun: fartpennies
An undesirable entity that continually turns up as would a bad penny and tends to linger as would a fart

That Voldemort is a real fartpenny. Why won't he just leave Harry alone?

by Fruchild July 20, 2016

fartie

A party, mostly consisted of people hangin and slangin...BUT everyone is mostly farting

"yo dudeseph I fartied my dick off last night"

"yo bromethius, fartie at your place tonight?"

by G-Bardo October 8, 2009

Fartpedo

Being 100% confident with yourself that you need to fart, so you push as hard as you can to do the best fart possible. But instead of farting, you shoot shit at a fast speed directly into ones underwear.

"May I please be excused From the dinner table"

"Yeah sure Aunty Tayla, are you alright?"

"Yeah but I just Fartpedoed and need to clean this creamy behemoth out of my pants"

by Bigstick_69__ September 7, 2016

fratpiece

1. A term describing a fratstar or former fratstar who possesses personality to hang and the sex drive to bang
2. An exceedingly attractive fraternity guy whom you have hot sex with when the opportunity arises
2.the male version of a slampiece

Jared is such a fratpiece, I can't wait to get slammed by him again

by Bama Bitch July 23, 2010