Being 100% confident with yourself that you need to fart, so you push as hard as you can to do the best fart possible. But instead of farting, you shoot shit at a fast speed directly into ones underwear.
"May I please be excused From the dinner table"
"Yeah sure Aunty Tayla, are you alright?"
"Yeah but I just Fartpedoed and need to clean this creamy behemoth out of my pants"
"Yeah sure Aunty Tayla, are you alright?"
"Yeah but I just Fartpedoed and need to clean this creamy behemoth out of my pants"
by Bigstick_69__ September 07, 2016
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