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Fartpedo 

Being 100% confident with yourself that you need to fart, so you push as hard as you can to do the best fart possible. But instead of farting, you shoot shit at a fast speed directly into ones underwear.
"May I please be excused From the dinner table"

"Yeah sure Aunty Tayla, are you alright?"

"Yeah but I just Fartpedoed and need to clean this creamy behemoth out of my pants"
Fartpedo by Bigstick_69__ September 7, 2016
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A piece of feces that is expelled from the anus when passing gas.
I had to change my underwear after a huge fartedo in biology class today.
Fartedo by Dok December 29, 2019
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