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Being 100% confident with yourself that you need to fart, so you push as hard as you can to do the best fart possible. But instead of farting, you shoot shit at a fast speed directly into ones underwear.
"May I please be excused From the dinner table"

"Yeah sure Aunty Tayla, are you alright?"

"Yeah but I just Fartpedoed and need to clean this creamy behemoth out of my pants"
by Bigstick_69__ September 07, 2016
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sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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