Audible flatulence expressed for the purpose of navigating through a crowd in the dark.
Humans are not capable of navigating via sonar (like a bat), so fartnar is the only logical alternative.
Humans are not capable of navigating via sonar (like a bat), so fartnar is the only logical alternative.
by Proxymo March 27, 2011
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1. Warming, with use of a fart, and in particular, a warming fart.
2. Emotionally touching, in an ass-gaseous way.
2. Emotionally touching, in an ass-gaseous way.
1. The bed was so cold, I needed to do some fartwarming to keep my toes from freezing.
2. Did you see that fartwarming Jack Black comedy, where he saved the day and gets the girl with his ass gas powers?
2. Did you see that fartwarming Jack Black comedy, where he saved the day and gets the girl with his ass gas powers?
by Brjtlc June 18, 2010
Get the fartwarming mug.A night that is interrupted by the unchecked worry that you will fart in your sleep and your partner will realize that you are in fact a normal person and not a more evolved human that has eliminated the need to ever fart.
I could not sleep at all last night. I kept having fartmares and worring that you'd find out I'm not a pretty princess.
by HessianGeneral March 13, 2019
Get the fartmare mug.The act of ripping a stanky fart next to another person then immediately running around them tight circles so as to create an inescapable cyclone of noxious fart gas.
by TtotheDM January 31, 2014
Get the Fartnado mug.A unification of individuals, usually taking place in a restroom or similar facility, wherein said individuals engage in flatulence that is clearly noticeable to those entering the restroom at a later date.
"Dude, what's going on with the bathroom on the fifth floor? It's really disgusting."
"Actually, I think some fartnership meetings were held in the 5th and 6th floor men's bathrooms today. I noticed that they left some of their materials there, though.."
See also Nasca v. GC Services Ltd. Fartnership, No. 01CIV10127, 2002 WL 31040647 (S.D.N.Y. Sep. 12, 2002).
"Actually, I think some fartnership meetings were held in the 5th and 6th floor men's bathrooms today. I noticed that they left some of their materials there, though.."
See also Nasca v. GC Services Ltd. Fartnership, No. 01CIV10127, 2002 WL 31040647 (S.D.N.Y. Sep. 12, 2002).
by ICBLs April 22, 2010
Get the Fartnership mug.Fictitious sport invented by New Zealand/Aussie genius John Clarke, in his persona of NZ sheep farmer Fred Dagg.
To quote his website "In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet. Arkeling is not permissible, however, from any position adjacent to the phlange (or leiderkrantz) or from within 15 yards of the wiffenwacker at the point where the shifting tube abuts the centre-line on either side of the 34 metre mark, measured from the valve at the back of the defending side's transom-housing."
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