Fartifoen

Slowly farting into a microphone on xbox/play station

I pranked the people on xbox by fartifoening

by Sick gaems July 6, 2016

Fartion

Pronounced FAR-shun. Rationing a fart in order to use it at a more "appropriate" time.

I had bad gas while sitting at my desk so I fartioned it to use while in the elevator with my boss later.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 18, 2009

Fartified

Being so scared you fart

“When you jump scared me, I was so Fartified!”

by Seikopath November 29, 2021

fartionate

Describes the beneficial status of someone's passing gas, such as the timing, quantity/odoriferousness, decibel-volume, etc. of said whizzpopper, which gave you an unexpected break; perhaps it allowed you a "second chance", covered some other embarrassing/revealing noise, changed the subject, relieved an awkward silence, etc.

Unexpected anal-eruptions can also be decidedly "UNfartionate", as well, such as when you're in the middle of "delicately" undressing a hot chick in preparation for sex, giving someone a massage or soothing/comforting embrace, etc.

by QuacksO May 30, 2019

fartiment

Something to enhance the effectiveness of your flatulence. Examples are vienna franks, coffee, warm beer, beets, most anything found on the food shelves of 24 hour markets.

Tom was blowing me out the car with his farts.

What did you do?

I stopped at the Food Mart and got some fartiments...a bag of Cheetos, a can of vienna franks, a warm PBR, and a can of beans. In around 10 minutes I let go a wet one. He was hanging his head out the window and crying like a rat eating onions.

by Mr. Brown Pants Times Two May 28, 2009

fartiferous

Smelling like farts, possessing an odor reminiscent of bodily gas. Derived from the word fart.

Watch out! He is very fartiferous today - the whole room smells like sewer gas when he walks in

by starlene July 29, 2003

FARTIONSHIP

Right before you have to poop you fart intentionally trying your hardest to get all the stink out so you don't stink up your bathroom. (note: this is before you are in the bathroom and your must be sitting down.)

Dude, I just fartionshiped so I wouldn't stink up you're bathroom.

by WittySmitty6969 June 20, 2011