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Fartbook 

A vulgar yet humorous way to refer to Facebook
God damn it, Fartbook won't load up again!
Fartbook by dollarbill3585 September 24, 2013
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firmbook postage 

USPS Form 3877 Firm Book) Proof of mailing requiring round date and postal employee signature.

No one in the history of mankind has ever heard of the word firmbook postage, where on earth did you come up with that phrase?
Definition: The amount of postage applied not including other fee's associated with the mail piece.You must put the firmbook postage on the firmbook

Example a one ounce piece of Signature Confirmation mail is $0.52 plus a $1.35 fee for aquiring a signature at time of delivery.Total Postage on the mail piece is $1.87
firmbook postage by Chris Willis September 15, 2006

farbooka 

when a girl is on her period and you fuck her, and then you make out with her in order to get a taste of that delicous blood. mmmmm zesty
1. When its her time of the month daniel loves to pull a farbooka with his lady friend, so that he can have a taste of some of those nice red blood cells.
farbooka by Rabbi #17 July 13, 2006