fartair
I can't beleive this cheap ass resturant does not have paper towels and I have to blow fartair on my hands right before I eat.
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Fartacrite
If a horrendous smelling or sounding fart had come from your spouse, you would want to kill them. Be grossed out. Repulsed.
Same fart comes from your body, then there is absolutely nothing wrong with the fart. In fact is smells rose like and sounds like the hum of a violin.
Therefore the person is a fartacrite.
Same fart comes from your body, then there is absolutely nothing wrong with the fart. In fact is smells rose like and sounds like the hum of a violin.
Therefore the person is a fartacrite.
Fartacrite by Ambethan March 27, 2011
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Fartarded
When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.
fartard
A person of moderate or high intelligence who acts like someone who is retarded. Can be made into the adjective: fartarded.
fartarazzi
fartarazzi by Tranespeak August 1, 2011
fartarrhea
V. Similar to "shart"-ing, having fartarrhea is when a person thinks he or she is passing gas, but a gentle brown mist is expelled from the anus, creating a Jackson Pollock in the underwear. (See Jackson Pollock)
fartarrhea by Haggerty January 14, 2008