fartair

The stuff a hand dryer blows on your hands right before you eat!

I can't beleive this cheap ass resturant does not have paper towels and I have to blow fartair on my hands right before I eat.

by Weapon12 May 12, 2010

Fartacrite

One who is hypocritical about farts.

If a horrendous smelling or sounding fart had come from your spouse, you would want to kill them. Be grossed out. Repulsed.

Same fart comes from your body, then there is absolutely nothing wrong with the fart. In fact is smells rose like and sounds like the hum of a violin.

Therefore the person is a fartacrite.

by Ambethan March 27, 2011

Fartarded

When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.

"After the cheese buffet Sven let one go in the car and we went fartarded."

by sloh March 25, 2009

fartarded

soo full of fart's, that the victim/terrorist is considered slightly retarded to a degree.

a slob repetively farts many times in a span of minutes..
"man.. are you f**king fartarded?"

by gansta01 October 21, 2007

fartard

A person of moderate or high intelligence who acts like someone who is retarded. Can be made into the adjective: fartarded.

Guy 1: Hey i just got a 100 on my math test!
Guy 2: sweet man! that was some hard calculus we had to do.
Guy 1: Yeah. I wonder what 2x3 is?
Guy 2: ...you're a fucking fartard

by kmac20 April 19, 2007

fartarazzi

A person who stalks someone, deliberately farting on or around them.

Scarlett, you stink. Quit following me, you're being such a fartarazzi.

by Tranespeak August 1, 2011

fartarrhea

V. Similar to "shart"-ing, having fartarrhea is when a person thinks he or she is passing gas, but a gentle brown mist is expelled from the anus, creating a Jackson Pollock in the underwear. (See Jackson Pollock)

Susan and her friends were drinking soda when she was stricken with fartarrhea. Her shit stank!

by Haggerty January 14, 2008