Yet another substitute for potentially offensive words. Can be used in many various situations for many various words.
Sally: "Oh, my GOD!"
John: "What?"
Sally: "Your baby has just been decapitated by a semi!"
John: "...Well, farkiss."
"Holy farkiss, is that a child or a mutant squirrel?"
John: "What?"
Sally: "Your baby has just been decapitated by a semi!"
John: "...Well, farkiss."
"Holy farkiss, is that a child or a mutant squirrel?"
by Kyley Jo August 21, 2007
Get the Farkiss mug.1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.
2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.
2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.
The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!
Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!
Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!
by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011
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Farkiss • Fartissimo • Fariss • Farissa • Farbissinah • farcissism • Farissian • farkass • Farkism • farpiss
Includes classics of farkism such as "everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.", or "its not news, its fark.com", etc.
by GhoSSt July 9, 2006
Get the Farkism mug.Fariss is a gentlemen that is always there to help u even when the help is not wanted . He is a very caring person . He is fun to talk to and hang around and will always be able to put a smile on your face . He is very emotional at times and a pro at exprecing his feelings , if u ever find a Fariss your a lucky person
by Queenamberlythefirst May 18, 2014
Get the Fariss mug.A person who always joking around his or her friends.
Stupid but smart.
Talkative.
When he or she falls for somebody, he or she will obviously being the biggest fan forever.
Brave but funny.
Have no idea how to scold people.
An artist; (in music, or acting)
Bitchy but always give money to his or her friends.
Stupid but smart.
Talkative.
When he or she falls for somebody, he or she will obviously being the biggest fan forever.
Brave but funny.
Have no idea how to scold people.
An artist; (in music, or acting)
Bitchy but always give money to his or her friends.
"My foe has made me angry but I'm so farissa (Have no idea how to scold people)
"Why are you so farissa (A person who always joking around his or her friends)?"
#BeFarissa #JimCarreyIsSoFarissa #MrBeanIsSoFarissa
"Why are you so farissa (A person who always joking around his or her friends)?"
#BeFarissa #JimCarreyIsSoFarissa #MrBeanIsSoFarissa
by Oh yeah? How was that? May 8, 2018
Get the Farissa mug.Fariss is a sexy man who goes out with girls does his thing with them and goes.
Fariss has a monster sized dick to attract loads of women to his king sized bed.
Fariss is known as a player but that is false fariss Is a guy that just likes to have fun with girls.
Fariss has a monster sized dick to attract loads of women to his king sized bed.
Fariss is known as a player but that is false fariss Is a guy that just likes to have fun with girls.
Fariss is soo sexy he is the most handom Arab I have ever seen every girl would fall in the love with him the second they lay eyes on him.
by John clarker December 26, 2018
Get the Fariss mug.A portmanteau of "farce" and "narcissism." A self-aware, semi-ironic expression of vanity or egocentrism. May be a tounge-in-cheek way of displaying healthy, high self-esteem, a hyperbolic way of building up from low-self esteem, or a conflation of both. Used mainly to describe Twitter personas and Instagram selfies.
"I only brag about giving good head because I think it's hilarious. I don't really think it makes me special, it's just farcissism."
"Amy Schumer is my favorite comedian. Her brand of farcissism is so funny."
"Kanye West can't be that much of an egomaniac, right? Some of that has gotta be farcissism."
"Amy Schumer is my favorite comedian. Her brand of farcissism is so funny."
"Kanye West can't be that much of an egomaniac, right? Some of that has gotta be farcissism."
by TheJackalope May 27, 2014
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