Farkiss
Yet another substitute for potentially offensive words. Can be used in many various situations for many various words.
Fartissimo
1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.
2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.
2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.
The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!
Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!
Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!
Fartissimo by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011
Related Words
Farkiss • Fartissimo • Fariss • Farissa • Farbissinah • farcissism • Farissian • farkass • Farkism • farpiss
Farkism
Includes classics of farkism such as "everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.", or "its not news, its fark.com", etc.
Fariss
Fariss is a gentlemen that is always there to help u even when the help is not wanted . He is a very caring person . He is fun to talk to and hang around and will always be able to put a smile on your face . He is very emotional at times and a pro at exprecing his feelings , if u ever find a Fariss your a lucky person
Fariss by Queenamberlythefirst May 18, 2014
Farissa
A person who always joking around his or her friends.
Stupid but smart.
Talkative.
When he or she falls for somebody, he or she will obviously being the biggest fan forever.
Brave but funny.
Have no idea how to scold people.
An artist; (in music, or acting)
Bitchy but always give money to his or her friends.
Stupid but smart.
Talkative.
When he or she falls for somebody, he or she will obviously being the biggest fan forever.
Brave but funny.
Have no idea how to scold people.
An artist; (in music, or acting)
Bitchy but always give money to his or her friends.
"My foe has made me angry but I'm so farissa (Have no idea how to scold people)
"Why are you so farissa (A person who always joking around his or her friends)?"
#BeFarissa #JimCarreyIsSoFarissa #MrBeanIsSoFarissa
"Why are you so farissa (A person who always joking around his or her friends)?"
#BeFarissa #JimCarreyIsSoFarissa #MrBeanIsSoFarissa
Farissa by Oh yeah? How was that? May 8, 2018
Fariss
Fariss is a sexy man who goes out with girls does his thing with them and goes.
Fariss has a monster sized dick to attract loads of women to his king sized bed.
Fariss is known as a player but that is false fariss Is a guy that just likes to have fun with girls.
Fariss has a monster sized dick to attract loads of women to his king sized bed.
Fariss is known as a player but that is false fariss Is a guy that just likes to have fun with girls.
Fariss is soo sexy he is the most handom Arab I have ever seen every girl would fall in the love with him the second they lay eyes on him.
Fariss by John clarker December 26, 2018
farcissism
A portmanteau of "farce" and "narcissism." A self-aware, semi-ironic expression of vanity or egocentrism. May be a tounge-in-cheek way of displaying healthy, high self-esteem, a hyperbolic way of building up from low-self esteem, or a conflation of both. Used mainly to describe Twitter personas and Instagram selfies.
"I only brag about giving good head because I think it's hilarious. I don't really think it makes me special, it's just farcissism."
"Amy Schumer is my favorite comedian. Her brand of farcissism is so funny."
"Kanye West can't be that much of an egomaniac, right? Some of that has gotta be farcissism."
"Amy Schumer is my favorite comedian. Her brand of farcissism is so funny."
"Kanye West can't be that much of an egomaniac, right? Some of that has gotta be farcissism."
farcissism by TheJackalope May 27, 2014
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
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