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Yet another substitute for potentially offensive words. Can be used in many various situations for many various words.
Sally: "Oh, my GOD!"
John: "What?"
Sally: "Your baby has just been decapitated by a semi!"
John: "...Well, farkiss."

"Holy farkiss, is that a child or a mutant squirrel?"
Farkiss by Kyley Jo August 21, 2007

Fartissimo 

1. Noun: An extremely loud and powerful fart that commands admiration and deference.

2. Adj: Shockingly loud, commanding - used especially as a description of farts.
The conductor raised his hands as the audience quieted in anticipation and to their profound amazement he unleashed a fartissimo!

Greg made a strong effort and managed a good loud fart, but Jacob's was fartissimo!
Fartissimo by onehandcrabbing November 15, 2011
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Any cliché revolving around the site fark.com.
Includes classics of farkism such as "everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.", or "its not news, its fark.com", etc.
Farkism by GhoSSt July 9, 2006
Fariss is a gentlemen that is always there to help u even when the help is not wanted . He is a very caring person . He is fun to talk to and hang around and will always be able to put a smile on your face . He is very emotional at times and a pro at exprecing his feelings , if u ever find a Fariss your a lucky person
Sarah:did you see Fariss he wroth me the most wonderful story ever

Zainab: he's such a darling
A person who always joking around his or her friends.

Stupid but smart.
Talkative.
When he or she falls for somebody, he or she will obviously being the biggest fan forever.

Brave but funny.
Have no idea how to scold people.
An artist; (in music, or acting)
Bitchy but always give money to his or her friends.
"My foe has made me angry but I'm so farissa (Have no idea how to scold people)
"Why are you so farissa (A person who always joking around his or her friends)?"

#BeFarissa #JimCarreyIsSoFarissa #MrBeanIsSoFarissa
Fariss is a sexy man who goes out with girls does his thing with them and goes.
Fariss has a monster sized dick to attract loads of women to his king sized bed.
Fariss is known as a player but that is false fariss Is a guy that just likes to have fun with girls.
Fariss is soo sexy he is the most handom Arab I have ever seen every girl would fall in the love with him the second they lay eyes on him.
Fariss by John clarker December 26, 2018

farcissism 

A portmanteau of "farce" and "narcissism." A self-aware, semi-ironic expression of vanity or egocentrism. May be a tounge-in-cheek way of displaying healthy, high self-esteem, a hyperbolic way of building up from low-self esteem, or a conflation of both. Used mainly to describe Twitter personas and Instagram selfies.
"I only brag about giving good head because I think it's hilarious. I don't really think it makes me special, it's just farcissism."

"Amy Schumer is my favorite comedian. Her brand of farcissism is so funny."

"Kanye West can't be that much of an egomaniac, right? Some of that has gotta be farcissism."
farcissism by TheJackalope May 27, 2014
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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