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Fart pad

when jocks or deush bags shave their heads and have a mohawk that doesnt go alll the way to the back of the neck,and is cut at the back of the top of their head
that blake kid thinks he is somthin with that damn fart pad on his head.

thats not a mohawk thats a damn fart pad!
by donnie1718 June 3, 2009
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Fart Paddle

The art of pooping in your hand and wacking somebody with the said poop.
I fart paddled her last night, and boy was she happy.
by IrCoolerthanu November 4, 2006
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fartpad

When you sit on your iPad and crack the screen (in more ways than one) and it makes a muffled fart noise you suddenly have a fartpad.
Hey don't sit on your iPad!
ooops.
Well, nice fartpad.
by onehandcrabbing December 12, 2013
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