Fart Star

Noun: Fart Star (fährt-stär)

A large amount of flatulence with a minimum of a 0.05 solar mass, that collapses in upon itself and ignites into a ball of stinky plasma.

Contrary to popular belief methane which would be incapable of becoming a star on its own is actually a minimal ingredient in a fart. A fart mainly consists of Nitrogen, carbon dioxide, and Hydrogen which given enough could in fact condense in upon itself and ignite into a star.

According to science it's theoretically possible for a fart star to come out of your ass.

by Human Overth June 18, 2011

Fart Star

the anus.

I want to stick it in Valerie's fart star

by easyroscoe October 10, 2016

fart star

The person in a household who farts the most and has the smelliest and loudest farts.

In our family of five, my mom is the fart star.

by FartQueen May 17, 2011

Fart Star

Cupping a fart in your hand and throwing it at someone's face, like you would throw a ninja star

Jae threw a fart star at tiffany with all the skill of a ninja!

by tiffany 237/ jae1987 May 8, 2016

Fart-Start

When one has trouble urinating and then farts to jump start the urine stream

Wake up in the morning with a morning wood and the need to pee then one fart-starts to get it going.

by Alejandro6969 November 17, 2012

fart starter

1) A fart starter is someone who begins to fart and then realizes another person is in the room. The fart starter then cancels the fart in the hope the other person didn't hear anything. A fart starter may occasionally be hospitalized for a ruptured colon.

2) A fart starter is a person who begins to fart until he realizes he has shit his pants. Fart starters sometimes suffer from a condition known as Brain-Colon Disconnect Syndrome or BCDS.

Cindy was an avid fart starter and she had to be. She suffered from Irritable Bowel Syndrome and enjoyed Mexican food. She was also a decorated librarian.

by mkdaddy October 21, 2013

Kick start fart

it is when you cant piss unless you fart,
also known as the awkward fart in public toilets

i couldn't piss so i gave it the old kick start fart

by poonslayer06621 October 16, 2010