Fart Recon 

When you are sitting at your desk and you fart, followed by breifly pushing away from your desk, leaning down and smelling it to see the level of intensity and odor. Also to judge whether or not you should probably leave your desk.

Gary, I just dropped a bomb at my desk, but I did a quick Fart Recon and it's OK, I don't think anybody will notice.

Fart Recon by norminat0r June 23, 2012

fart recoil

The reaction of innocent "by-sniffers" to a rancid fart. Can range from a squirrel-like nose twitch to physically recoiling backward and even up to spewing chunks.This phenomenon has even been observed in the family dog where it covers its muzzle with its paw or buries its nose in a couch cushion

I love to see the fart recoil when little old ladies hit "the cloud".

fart recoil by wolfbait51 December 12, 2011

Reconnaissance Fart 

A small fart released prior to releasing the complete fart to test the volume and potency of the stench while in the company of others.

I had to do a reconnaissance fart while I was sitting at dinner with my girlfriend and her parents because I wasn't sure if it was going to smell like ass.

Reconnaissance Fart by Steven&Stewart October 30, 2011