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A woman whom, after marrying, loses her will or ability to keep her body functions private.
Penelope became a total fart bride after we honeymooned in Fiji.
by Logibear May 17, 2009
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Jul 1 Word of the Day
sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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