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Farquarding 

The act of taking a picture of your testicles from an underside view, without getting your penis in the picture. This is not a sexual act, but more of a practical joke.
"So dude I was farquarding my friend last night, and he sent me back a picture of his wang."

"WTF dude that's really gay of him"

"I know bro. Like a nutsacks one thing, but the wang is just too much"
Farquarding by Will Beatty June 5, 2013

lord farquard 

Is the stage before Netflix and chill through the use of foreplay
"What are you doing tonight?"

"Lord Farquard and then we will Netflix and chill"
lord farquard by James Connorson October 21, 2015
A word that can be used to describe anything. Can be used in place of the word "thing."
Hand me that farquar right their
farquar by Dylan Jackson May 15, 2007

Farquard 

1. A random word to break silence
2. A fat limbless puff of fur, resembling a fox
3. A womans secret affair subject
1. "......Farquard"
2. "Aww. Your blue farqaurd isso cuuute~"
3. "I've that that fat bastard is her farquard"
Farquard by Farquardius May 24, 2008

farquatious 

can be used to describe anything from beatiful to ugly to good to bad ect
Wow that was really farquatious!
farquatious by Whitney (Yoda!!) December 20, 2002
a stoned/angered version of farquat - the small lord from shrek