Farmer's Wife
Farmer's Wife by hellothereladies May 2, 2012
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Farmer's Wife
The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.
The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!
Farmer's Wife by BadDaddy88 September 7, 2021
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Farmer’s Wife
A woman married to a farmer.
Usually a family member before marriage such as; cousin, second cousin, or even a sister.
Someone with an IQ of less than 60.
Usually a family member before marriage such as; cousin, second cousin, or even a sister.
Someone with an IQ of less than 60.
Farmer’s Wife by Isn’t life fun August 13, 2020
Mule Farmers Wife
Usually used in reference to general frustrations felt my a mule farmers wife. Tiredness typically. Can also refer to hunger, itchy anus and other related issues.
Mule Farmers Wife by Sir Jerfery Darmer Mbe December 6, 2010
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
girl grip
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home
A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026
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