Farm Alarm

(n.) - A set alarm used solely to harvest your crops in Farmville to prevent them from withering. This includes setting it very early in the morning, or during the day to tell when your crops are ready.

*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
Farmer 1: "...What the hell, it's 4:30 in the morning.."

Farmer 1: "Oh shit, that's the farm alarm! My artichokes are finally harvested!"

by m.Cdowd September 18, 2009

farmalarma

When someone has a lot of zits on there face and their breathe smells like shit and when they stink no matter what.

Like this girl names cherie at my school, she bugs tha shit out of me and she has farmalarma badly.....

Example: "damn you have bad farmalarma, go takecare of that dude!"

by Audrizzle November 12, 2007

Fartalarm

When you and your chick are dead asleep and a loud fart wakes you up and you start fucking

Dude, last night a fartalarm hooked it up

by chanceymadskillz March 23, 2019