Fapper Dapper

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The art of going out on the town dressed to the nines in such a way that others feel the need to masterbate because you look too good. Hence, you look so dapper you make people want to fap.

That group looks so fapper dapper that I’m turned on just by looking at them!

Let’s dress up FapDap style tonight and turn heads!

Fapper Dapper by Poco baci May 30, 2018

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Flapper Dapper

The ultimate word to replace "Big Penis".

Oh My God! John has a flapper dapper!!!!!!!

Flapper Dapper by IndianaColts114 February 25, 2009

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Flapper Dapper

Another word or less offensive term for a small dick.
A little weenier

Stacy- "hey mary did you hear that ed has a flapper dapper?"

Mary- "yeah what a shame"

Flapper Dapper by balnboy February 25, 2009

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Flapper Dapper

A rim job, but the receiver has hemorrhoids. The giver may or may not be aware.

My date gave me an unexpected flapper dapper last night and my flair ups are horrible today because we had Thai for dinner.

Flapper Dapper by Bogus6 May 26, 2023

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FlapperDapper

Vagina that has been fucked so many times it resembles a ham and cheese Melt

Her pussy was bare baggy fam. It was a FlapperDapper

FlapperDapper by Bigladprince419 December 31, 2017

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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