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1)When you spend a afternoon masturbating.

2)What people who dislike the popular video game “Fortnite” sometimes call it
1) Jeff: Last night was so fun!
Bob: What did you do?
Jeff: I had a fapnite!

2) Jeff: I love Fortnite!
Bob: Really? I hate fapnite.
Fapnite by BoiImADuck May 13, 2018
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Omg your still playing fagnite
fagnite by Averagegem94968 September 10, 2018
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To exclude one, or forbid other in action against you.

is usually accompanied by the 2 crossed index and middle fingers.



"you got the Lurgee!"

"!no!! fanites!"

Fanites by another mal February 3, 2008

Fainites 

1960s North London (UK) playground slang/shout used to opt out of a game temporarily, or to prevent yourself being tagged in a game. Often it is accompanied be crossing the fingers and the arms in front of your chest and standing still.

The call can also be used to suspend a whole game temporarily, for example when an adult walks across a football pitch

Said to be derived from the Old English "Fain would I..." or "I do not want to..."
"I was about to be tagged, but I shouted "fainites" so he went on and tagged someone else."

"I was just about to boot the ball when an old lady walked across the playground and someone shouted "fainites".
Fainites by Flemingovia September 1, 2008
Some dumbass game that little Jimmy and Johnny have gay butt sex in.
"Hey Jimmy, wanna have butt sex in fortnite today." - Johnny. "Fuck yeah, stick that 2 inch fagnite dick in my ass" - Jimmy
Fagnite by Don Cheadle's Bootyhole September 20, 2020
Another name for the game formaly knew as Fortnite, look at that pride collabration they really want a goat in your mom bank money or more sexaulity bull-sh*t.
You Play FagNite you dumb.
fapnit is a word used with nitwits who fap wrong
you fapnit thats not how you fap
fapnit by owls_balls December 4, 2020
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