Fap Dragon

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A way of asking someone when the last time they fapped was without straight out asking when the last time they fapped was. Usually used in a safe for work environment towards people you don't know. It is considered more polite.

Customer: So, how's the Fap Dragon?
Store Manager: Yeah he paid me a visit a few minutes ago
Customer: Shit yeah! You're a real Fap Master!

Fap Dragon by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010

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Fap Dragon

The term used to describe a certain lustful advance mostly affiliated with a certain bronze gnome whom has a tendency to derive sexual lust towards the Draconic races. Male or Female.

K-dawg: Hey, did you hear about Falcone last night?

V-Dawg: No, what did he do now?

M-Dawg: No doubt let the Fap Dragoninto his mind as usual.

Fap Dragon by MVKDawgs July 23, 2012

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Fagdragon

Someone who is not only a fag, but a FLAMING fag. Flaming such as a mideval dragon would.

"Hey, check out my new jeans man!"

"Don't be a fagdragon, there are people around."

Fagdragon by MeanDean99 January 27, 2009

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flapdragon

n. a vagina with extra loose lips.. and mangled appearance. (also see camel toe)

I pulled her panties down and her flapdragon dropped past her knee caps!

flapdragon by RSF February 14, 2005

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flapdragon

n. a vagina with extra loose lips.. and mangled appearance. (also see camel toe)

I pulled her panties down and her flapdragon dropped past her knee caps.

flapdragon by RSF June 18, 2005

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cankerblossom flapdragon

wankerdickheadsilly twit Used to describe someone in Old English basically to degrade them. A nice change from the usual

Oi ya cankerblossom flapdragon..Stop fucking around..

cankerblossom flapdragon by Alice Adriaanse September 12, 2006

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flapdragon

1. a game in which the players snatch raisins out of burning brandy and swallow them blazing.

2. to swallow whole as a flapdragon; to devour.

1. Cakes and ale, and flapdragons and mummer's plays, and all the happy sports of Christians night.

2. See how the sea flapdragoned it.

flapdragon by shinofsin August 6, 2004

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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