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Fap Dragon

A way of asking someone when the last time they fapped was without straight out asking when the last time they fapped was. Usually used in a safe for work environment towards people you don't know. It is considered more polite.
Customer: So, how's the Fap Dragon?
Store Manager: Yeah he paid me a visit a few minutes ago
Customer: Shit yeah! You're a real Fap Master!
by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010
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Fap Dragon

The term used to describe a certain lustful advance mostly affiliated with a certain bronze gnome whom has a tendency to derive sexual lust towards the Draconic races. Male or Female.
K-dawg: Hey, did you hear about Falcone last night?

V-Dawg: No, what did he do now?

M-Dawg: No doubt let the Fap Dragoninto his mind as usual.
by MVKDawgs July 23, 2012
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Fagdragon

Someone who is not only a fag, but a FLAMING fag. Flaming such as a mideval dragon would.
"Hey, check out my new jeans man!"

"Don't be a fagdragon, there are people around."
by MeanDean99 January 27, 2009
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flapdragon

n. a vagina with extra loose lips.. and mangled appearance. (also see camel toe)
I pulled her panties down and her flapdragon dropped past her knee caps!
by RSF February 14, 2005
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flapdragon

n. a vagina with extra loose lips.. and mangled appearance. (also see camel toe)
I pulled her panties down and her flapdragon dropped past her knee caps.
by RSF June 18, 2005
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cankerblossom flapdragon

wankerdickheadsilly twit Used to describe someone in Old English basically to degrade them. A nice change from the usual
by Alice Adriaanse September 12, 2006
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flapdragon

1. a game in which the players snatch raisins out of burning brandy and swallow them blazing.

2. to swallow whole as a flapdragon; to devour.
1. Cakes and ale, and flapdragons and mummer's plays, and all the happy sports of Christians night.

2. See how the sea flapdragoned it.
by shinofsin August 6, 2004
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