Fap Dragon

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A way of asking someone when the last time they fapped was without straight out asking when the last time they fapped was. Usually used in a safe for work environment towards people you don't know. It is considered more polite.

Customer: So, how's the Fap Dragon?
Store Manager: Yeah he paid me a visit a few minutes ago
Customer: Shit yeah! You're a real Fap Master!

Fap Dragon by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010

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Fap Dragon

The term used to describe a certain lustful advance mostly affiliated with a certain bronze gnome whom has a tendency to derive sexual lust towards the Draconic races. Male or Female.

K-dawg: Hey, did you hear about Falcone last night?

V-Dawg: No, what did he do now?

M-Dawg: No doubt let the Fap Dragoninto his mind as usual.

Fap Dragon by MVKDawgs July 23, 2012

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Fagdragon

Someone who is not only a fag, but a FLAMING fag. Flaming such as a mideval dragon would.

"Hey, check out my new jeans man!"

"Don't be a fagdragon, there are people around."

Fagdragon by MeanDean99 January 27, 2009

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flapdragon

n. a vagina with extra loose lips.. and mangled appearance. (also see camel toe)

I pulled her panties down and her flapdragon dropped past her knee caps!

flapdragon by RSF February 14, 2005

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flapdragon

n. a vagina with extra loose lips.. and mangled appearance. (also see camel toe)

I pulled her panties down and her flapdragon dropped past her knee caps.

flapdragon by RSF June 18, 2005

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cankerblossom flapdragon

wankerdickheadsilly twit Used to describe someone in Old English basically to degrade them. A nice change from the usual

Oi ya cankerblossom flapdragon..Stop fucking around..

cankerblossom flapdragon by Alice Adriaanse September 12, 2006

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flapdragon

1. a game in which the players snatch raisins out of burning brandy and swallow them blazing.

2. to swallow whole as a flapdragon; to devour.

1. Cakes and ale, and flapdragons and mummer's plays, and all the happy sports of Christians night.

2. See how the sea flapdragoned it.

flapdragon by shinofsin August 6, 2004

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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