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Fap Dragon 

A way of asking someone when the last time they fapped was without straight out asking when the last time they fapped was. Usually used in a safe for work environment towards people you don't know. It is considered more polite.
Customer: So, how's the Fap Dragon?
Store Manager: Yeah he paid me a visit a few minutes ago
Customer: Shit yeah! You're a real Fap Master!
Fap Dragon by King of Fappers '94 December 9, 2010
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Fap Dragon 

The term used to describe a certain lustful advance mostly affiliated with a certain bronze gnome whom has a tendency to derive sexual lust towards the Draconic races. Male or Female.
K-dawg: Hey, did you hear about Falcone last night?

V-Dawg: No, what did he do now?

M-Dawg: No doubt let the Fap Dragoninto his mind as usual.
Fap Dragon by MVKDawgs July 23, 2012

Fagdragon 

Someone who is not only a fag, but a FLAMING fag. Flaming such as a mideval dragon would.
"Hey, check out my new jeans man!"

"Don't be a fagdragon, there are people around."
Fagdragon by MeanDean99 January 27, 2009

flapdragon 

n. a vagina with extra loose lips.. and mangled appearance. (also see camel toe)
I pulled her panties down and her flapdragon dropped past her knee caps!
flapdragon by RSF February 14, 2005

flapdragon 

n. a vagina with extra loose lips.. and mangled appearance. (also see camel toe)
I pulled her panties down and her flapdragon dropped past her knee caps.
flapdragon by RSF June 18, 2005

cankerblossom flapdragon 

wankerdickheadsilly twit Used to describe someone in Old English basically to degrade them. A nice change from the usual
Oi ya cankerblossom flapdragon..Stop fucking around..

flapdragon 

1. a game in which the players snatch raisins out of burning brandy and swallow them blazing.

2. to swallow whole as a flapdragon; to devour.
1. Cakes and ale, and flapdragons and mummer's plays, and all the happy sports of Christians night.

2. See how the sea flapdragoned it.
flapdragon by shinofsin August 6, 2004