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Fanny Fat 

The large hump of putrid fat that sits just above the female vagina, in some cases this may need lifting up to belly button level in order to complete such bodily functions as urinating and sexual intercourse. This hump is especially disturbing to those who gaze upon it if the female in question is wearing tight trousers, such as yoga pants, or a mini skirt.
"So I took this girl home the other day and had to strap a belt around her fanny fat so I could get to her pussy."

"That sucks"
Fanny Fat by Simonob May 15, 2013
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Fanny Fat 

She Cum like a good 'un, Fanny fat everywhere

Also Fanny Batter
Fanny Fat by Big vern March 19, 2004

fat fanny 

When the fanny is so fat, you can see through jeans.
damn shawty got a fat fanny no cap
fat fanny by ahmed27 November 5, 2020

Fat fanny 

When a woman’s vagina is massive and can fit about 20 penis in it at once or it just looks swollen
Omd you got some fat fanny can I put my penis in it

Fishy Fat fanny freya fartley

A girl from maghull with a fishy fanny who is nose blind
Omg fishy fat fanny freya fartley has so just walked in here. The stink of sardines and tuna has just reeked my nostrils out

face like a fat girls fanny

An unattractive face, unless your into obese sex
Steve Bruce has a face like a fat girls fanny

Fanny Fatigue

Butt numbness following extended periods of sitting
I had to get up and pace around even though I wasn't done studying due to major fanny fatigue
Fanny Fatigue by cjb83 March 30, 2009
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