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False Face 

A False Face is a metaphor for a type of behavior that occurs when a person presents him or herself in one sort of identity, but then when the plot unfolds he or she shows another face (esp. during an action that that is offensive to you).

People with a False Face usually never admit to their inconsistent, hypocritical behavior. They use their False Faces to get what they want and at times of extreme disregard to any life outside their own (a form of extreme individualism). Usually, their False Faces are discovered in a climatic occasion when they use another face to benefit them during that occasion, which will leave the unraveler in extreme fuck you mode.

A person with a False Face should never be respected.

Synonym: Two-Faced, False Consensus, Multiple Personality Disorder

Differs from Two-Faced by how a False Face does not necessarily constitute opposite faces.

The worst sort of False Face is when a person that is your friend turns out to be actually your enemy.
She showed herself as a honest girl who didn't play games. Until the plot thickened and her False Face was unraveled. He was shocked to have know that all this time he had been played by a girl who just cared for herself.
False Face by TruthBeToldRiteNow January 23, 2010
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False Face 

A false face is a motha fucka who lies all the time and sometimes doesn't even know it, but you can see it in their face.
"So, the other day Dr. Sharp showed up to Calculus class and was starring at me the whole time and I was like telling Dr. Crist to tell him to stop looking so Dr. Crist said... "Dr. Sharp... please take a look at FALSE FACE'S vaginal area!"
False Face by Queen Kernal August 2, 2008

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026