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Farlosexual

adjective
(of a person) sexually attracted to people of one's own Farls.

noun
noun: Farlosexual; plural noun: Farlosexuals
a person who is sexually attracted to Farley.
"I'm not Farlosexual but it looks like you had to dislocate your Jaw to get your mouth around it..." said Mark.
Farlosexual by Farlius Maximus August 13, 2020

Folesexual 

One that loves Nick Foles with a passion no matter what team he plays for. A big part of you love is because of Super Bowl LII (52)
Folesexual by Nickfolesthegoat9 October 1, 2020
A retro term for being sexually involved with Fai.
Wow look at this group of Faisexuals
Faisexual by Curry-senpai June 18, 2019

Fauxsexual

A heterosexual person who pretends to be gay/lesbian/bi and kisses the same gender in public in order to receive attention.
Did you see Britney and Madonna's fauxsexual kiss?
Fauxsexual by Eric_CA May 21, 2008

ballsexual 

A male that is completly obsessed with the sport of basketball. Usually has facebook status, or personal messages involving basketball. Will dedicate an entire summer to basketball and will choose basketball over anything or anyone, such as vacations and girlfriends.
Boy 1: "Dude I found these chicks that want to have sex with us!"

Boy 2: "OMFG when!?"

Boy 1: "Tonight!"
Boy 2: "Oh, I wish i could, but I really should practice my freethrows.."
Boy 1: "wow dude, your such a ballsexual"
ballsexual by villayres August 22, 2010

Flansexual

When a lesbian wears so much flannel they are no longer defined as "homosexual" but now "Flansexual"
"Dude she needs to chill with the flannel."
"Yeah I mean she's even putting it on her cats…"
"Total flansexual."
Flansexual by ladyperc November 17, 2013