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Farlosexual

adjective
(of a person) sexually attracted to people of one's own Farls.

noun
noun: Farlosexual; plural noun: Farlosexuals
a person who is sexually attracted to Farley.
"I'm not Farlosexual but it looks like you had to dislocate your Jaw to get your mouth around it..." said Mark.
Farlosexual by Farlius Maximus August 13, 2020

Folesexual 

One that loves Nick Foles with a passion no matter what team he plays for. A big part of you love is because of Super Bowl LII (52)
Did you know Cole over there is folesexual
Folesexual by Nickfolesthegoat9 October 1, 2020
A retro term for being sexually involved with Fai.
Wow look at this group of Faisexuals
Faisexual by Curry-senpai June 18, 2019

Fauxsexual

A heterosexual person who pretends to be gay/lesbian/bi and kisses the same gender in public in order to receive attention.
Did you see Britney and Madonna's fauxsexual kiss?
Fauxsexual by Eric_CA May 21, 2008

ballsexual 

A male that is completly obsessed with the sport of basketball. Usually has facebook status, or personal messages involving basketball. Will dedicate an entire summer to basketball and will choose basketball over anything or anyone, such as vacations and girlfriends.
Boy 1: "Dude I found these chicks that want to have sex with us!"

Boy 2: "OMFG when!?"

Boy 1: "Tonight!"
Boy 2: "Oh, I wish i could, but I really should practice my freethrows.."
Boy 1: "wow dude, your such a ballsexual"
ballsexual by villayres August 22, 2010

Flansexual

When a lesbian wears so much flannel they are no longer defined as "homosexual" but now "Flansexual"
"Dude she needs to chill with the flannel."
"Yeah I mean she's even putting it on her cats…"
"Total flansexual."
Flansexual by ladyperc November 17, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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