Falken It

To spend way to much time on something. A term which is used frequently in the automotive sales industry.

Hey have you seen Bill?

Yeah he's been falken it with the same people for like 4 hours lol.

by Time Bandito December 17, 2022

I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

The more current, commonplace version of the old saying now that folks don’t necessarily need to be able to ambulate well in order to fuck.

I don’t know what happened, I took my Vitamin V and now I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 24, 2019

It's a falkin

A phrase to describe defecation or what precedes defecation that may be painful or uncomfortable.

"I just took a massive shit, it was a falkin."
"Oh sorry to hear that brother!"

"brb I need to take a shit, it's a falkin"
"good luck!"

by Themorderer December 24, 2021