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Falcon A 

Another /b/tard way to say fuckin' a.
FALCON A!! Teh mudkipz iz aftar mez!!!
Falcon A by Patrick O February 2, 2008
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Pulled a Falcon 

1. When you get something great, then find someone who got something better, they Pulled a Falcon on you.

2. When he got, she got or they got what you wanted, they Pulled a Falcon.
inspired by the State Farm Insurance commercial;

Guy1 walking down the sidewalk carrying a falcon he just bought with the money he saved on his insurance.

Guy 2 walks by carrying a Parrot he just bought and comments "I should have got a Falcon".
Ergo, he "Pulled a Falcon"
Pulled a Falcon by TJFalcon September 11, 2011

pulled a falcon 

When a player leaves a multiplayer server in an online video game after something bad happens to them or their team.
C&C Renegade:

Hand of Nod destroyed
falcon030: omfg
falcon030 has left the game
bob: he pulled a falcon!
pulled a falcon by WhitedragonBC September 5, 2008

suck a falcon 

Suck the penis of Jonah Falcon. Jonah Falcon is known for his extremely large penis, which is 9 and a half inches flaccid and 14 inches erect.
Man 1: Hey, your a queer.
Man 2: DUDE, SUCK A FALCON!
suck a falcon by Mr Krayons March 28, 2012

Fly as a Falcon 

When something is really cool or you like it. Falcons are also the fastest flying birds.
Tanner: Yo, Brody I like your new shoes, those are fly as a falcon!
Brody: what the fuck did you just say?
Fly as a Falcon by Mike_ockslong October 15, 2018

Chuck a Falcon 

When you or your mate are about to/thinking of doing something super embarrassing.
Friend 1: Mate wouldn’t it be so funny if I interrupted Russell Crowes speech and called him a ‘GOAT’!
Friend 2: nah mate don’t chuck a falcon
Chuck a Falcon by Russell Goat December 15, 2022

Falcon Abortion 

The act of falcon punching a women in the gut/crotch upon discovering they are Pregnant in hopes of giving them an abortion.
Gf: Guess what? I'm pregnant

Bf: What! Fuck time for Falcon Abortion
FALCON PUNCH!!!!!
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