Falcon A

Another /b/tard way to say fuckin' a.

FALCON A!! Teh mudkipz iz aftar mez!!!

by Patrick O February 2, 2008

Pulled a Falcon

1. When you get something great, then find someone who got something better, they Pulled a Falcon on you.

2. When he got, she got or they got what you wanted, they Pulled a Falcon.

inspired by the State Farm Insurance commercial;

Guy1 walking down the sidewalk carrying a falcon he just bought with the money he saved on his insurance.

Guy 2 walks by carrying a Parrot he just bought and comments "I should have got a Falcon".
Ergo, he "Pulled a Falcon"

by TJFalcon September 11, 2011

pulled a falcon

When a player leaves a multiplayer server in an online video game after something bad happens to them or their team.

C&C Renegade:

Hand of Nod destroyed
falcon030: omfg
falcon030 has left the game
bob: he pulled a falcon!

by WhitedragonBC September 5, 2008

suck a falcon

Suck the penis of Jonah Falcon. Jonah Falcon is known for his extremely large penis, which is 9 and a half inches flaccid and 14 inches erect.

Man 1: Hey, your a queer.
Man 2: DUDE, SUCK A FALCON!

by Mr Krayons March 28, 2012

Fly as a Falcon

When something is really cool or you like it. Falcons are also the fastest flying birds.

Tanner: Yo, Brody I like your new shoes, those are fly as a falcon!
Brody: what the fuck did you just say?

by Mike_ockslong October 15, 2018

Chuck a Falcon

When you or your mate are about to/thinking of doing something super embarrassing.

Friend 1: Mate wouldn’t it be so funny if I interrupted Russell Crowes speech and called him a ‘GOAT’!
Friend 2: nah mate don’t chuck a falcon

by Russell Goat December 15, 2022

Falcon Abortion

The act of falcon punching a women in the gut/crotch upon discovering they are Pregnant in hopes of giving them an abortion.

Gf: Guess what? I'm pregnant

Bf: What! Fuck time for Falcon Abortion
FALCON PUNCH!!!!!

by Adolf Jesus hitler November 1, 2010