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When you have the flu and the medicine makes you feel better, but you're really not better because you just have the fakies.
Guy 1: "Hey Laura, I'm feeling a lot better! I'm going to work on the cabinets today."
Girl 1: "No, Mark you're not better. You just have the fakies. You need to keep resting and sleeping so the flu goes away."
Guy 1: "I really think I'm okay! It was just a bad cold."
Girl 1: "It's not a cold, it's a flu. F-L-U. And you have the fakies right now!"
by David Mand March 08, 2019
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A way to say Fake Titties. The opposite of Bigglies.
Dude 1: Holy crap those sweater puppets are huge.
Dude 2: Probably Fakies but who cares!
by EliteDanTheMan January 07, 2011
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A combonation between fat and queer.
David Nefzquer is the biggest faky that walks this earth.
by Drew Seaton March 22, 2005
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