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A way to say Fake Titties. The opposite of Bigglies.
Dude 1: Holy crap those sweater puppets are huge.
Dude 2: Probably Fakies but who cares!
Fakies by EliteDanTheMan January 8, 2011
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When you have the flu and the medicine makes you feel better, but you're really not better because you just have the fakies.
Guy 1: "Hey Laura, I'm feeling a lot better! I'm going to work on the cabinets today."
Girl 1: "No, Mark you're not better. You just have the fakies. You need to keep resting and sleeping so the flu goes away."
Guy 1: "I really think I'm okay! It was just a bad cold."
Girl 1: "It's not a cold, it's a flu. F-L-U. And you have the fakies right now!"
Fakies by David Mand March 8, 2019
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Asian Fakies 

"Asian Fakies" are a very rare type of model And/Or adult film star that is both Asian and has breast implants. Asian women normally do not get such enhancements, so Asian Fakies are not very common. But this makes them more unique. Examples of Asian Fakies include Francine Dee, Minka, Lena Li and Sakura Sena.
It's weird; I'm not always into breasts implants, but I have not yet seen any Asian Fakies that I did not like. It's just so rare that it's sexy on a whole different level!
Asian Fakies by the2ndflood September 26, 2008

fakespot 

To recognize when something supposedly legitimate is actually fake.
"This product seems good. It's got a perfect 5 stars, might as well buy it now. Also, did you see this latest counterfeit scam?"

"All those reviewers have only one review on their profile and it's only for that product. Also, that article is from a satire website. Learn to fakespot."
fakespot by PortableBacon August 8, 2016

Lady Fakessi

Lady Fakessi is peruvian anti-folk band. A project from malicia love and jingo blue. The name refers to an italian girl of middle class that likes to fuck a lot, hence Fakessi.

Initially it was Fornella di Fakessi, being Fornella for fornication. All their songs are sarcastic and many times refer to rare sexual events and situations of everyday life with a very cynical attitude.
Cool Guy 1: I heard this new band that is kinda funny. Lady Fakessi, heard of it?
Uncool Guy 2: Nah, never. Should I?
Cool Guy 1: Totally, man! They are awesome!
Lady Fakessi by malicia love October 30, 2012

Homework faries

Small, hidden, magical faries that come in after you are done taking a test and change your right answers to wrong ones. The reason "no child left behind" exists.
Man, if it were'nt for those HOMEWORK FARIES I would've gotten an "A" on that test, but they changed my answers so I got a "C"
Homework faries by Hippo May 20, 2004

fakestream media

Sources of corporate or politically fabricated or "fake" news.
The fakestream media is orchestrating a witch hunt on the champions of free and fair information.
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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